- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Buzi vagy!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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