- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

A man killed himself.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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