- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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