Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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everybody loves raymond

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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