What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Justin Bieber

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

nice tits.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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