Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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