- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

I dont have a girlfriend

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