How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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sky's sty

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Error 37.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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