- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Whats two plus two? Miles

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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