- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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