your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

guess what what ...

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

NEVER

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Black people are the scum of the earth

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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