what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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