- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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