Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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