What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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