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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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