Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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