- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Tim likes girls

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's the difference between a duck?

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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