A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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