- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Womens basketball

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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