why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

The chicken crossed the road.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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