Hail Heetluh

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

taking out the trash... at night

PIED NINNY!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

im not black, im Joseph Kony

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Lil Wayne

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What can fly? Lots of things

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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