Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

lipstick pig

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Basically

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

what came first the chicken or the chips

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