- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Womans baksetball...

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

The Joke Below

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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