I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

This statement is false.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

dick dick dick... frogs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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