I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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