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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

I am very humble.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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