- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

The government

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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