what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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