- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's brown and sticky? Anal

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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