Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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