- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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