- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bark I'm a tree

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

I have an erection My mom!

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

angelosnyder is not gay

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

It got hit by a rocket.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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