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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Dusters blow stuff.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A dog was barking at a tree

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money