- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Mitt Romney

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

this is not a drill.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Ben Affleck

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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