- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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