This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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