- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Cancer.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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