Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Jeff

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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