Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Dumb

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Religionh

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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