yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Whats two plus two? Miles

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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