there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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