What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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