- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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