What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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