- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

How old are you? 7

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Your Mother

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

You know whats better than 24? 25

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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