Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Guess what? Bananas

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How come anti jokes r funny

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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