- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Today is March 22.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Your mam is so fat.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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