- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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