What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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I just drank a cola.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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