Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why? Why Not?

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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