- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

your mum

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

hey John will you make some copies

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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