What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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69

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Knock knock

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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penis?

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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