- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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