- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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