- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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