Barack Obama plays basketball

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

book 'em danno

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Women's rights...

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

yolo your orange looks orange

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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