A French man gets into a fight

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How come anti jokes r funny

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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