roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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