- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Carrot fingers

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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