Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Anti Joke

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